that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

…burritoooo……. <3
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tastefullyoffensive:

[12dianaprince]

OH MY GOD HE’S MAJESTIC AS FUUUUUUN DIP
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OH MY GOD KAWAII!!!
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So true.
So…. Once upon a midnight dreary, oh screw it I miss her already.

So….

Once upon a midnight dreary, oh screw it I miss her already.

10 Things I think the world should know: I like big butts. I cannot lie. I’m an avid geek. I’m a modest extremist. My favourite movie doesn’t exist yet. I have the most awkward <insert random expletive here>. Anime = #desudesu4life Meow Woof I don’t care what the fox says.

10 Things I think the world should know:

  1. I like big butts.
  2. I cannot lie.
  3. I’m an avid geek.
  4. I’m a modest extremist.
  5. My favourite movie doesn’t exist yet.
  6. I have the most awkward <insert random expletive here>.
  7. Anime = #desudesu4life
  8. Meow
  9. Woof
  10. I don’t care what the fox says.
“When life gives you lemons, convert them into grenades and use them to threaten haters of your fandom.”
“When opportunity comes knocking on your door, kick the door down shoot the intruder in the knee-cap and tell them you’re busy.”
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My friend send me this and OH MY GOD why is this a thing????